1908 called. They want their president back. What better way for our stoutest president to campaign than via dinner plate?
Poor Taft, never wanted the job of President. You can see it in his eyes. "Please let me be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court instead of crummy old President. Leave me alone with my smelly old law books. Pleeeeease."But when your best friend is Teddy Roosevelt and wants you to be president, you'll quit your belly aching and suck it up.
Now if only I could find a Theodore Roosevelt for President Plate. Now there's a mug that looks good on your fine china.
2 comments:
A Taft plate would be a good deterrent to overeating--wasn't he about 300 lbs at his heaviest? "Put salad on me, not chocolate cake!"
But then, Teddy R on a plate would also scare you into not overeating..."Eat lightly or I'll whack you with my big stick!"
Please tell me you bought that plate.
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