You all know that I love the 70s thisssss much. More reinforcement: even their room dimmers were funky nasty masterpieces.
"Shot in the Dark," eh? Who or what is being shot by who or what? I'm pretty sure this is a classic porn title.
You just know that there's going to be some getting-it-on as soon as sunglasses dude space-age dims those lights. And his foxy lady there can't wait to peel off his barber shop quartet shirt...
I could of course be reading this all wrong. Sunglasses dude may just be hyper-sensitive to light and his harried wife clings to the single thread of hope that the "Shot in the Dark" might allow him to finally have a normal life. Maybe he'll even be able to see his children for the first time. Dear lord, just for once let push-button technology give us peace in this world (Sob).
I like the dirty version better myself. At the touch of a finger tip, indeed.